Funniest Facebook statuses updates [Facebook Updates collection]

Hey facebookers,love to update on your facebook wall,and get so many like and comments.Try these facebook updates,to make your friends laugh and get a like...
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1. IF SOMEBODY SENDS ME ONE MORE FARM VILLE INVITE THEN I WILL KILL YOUR  ANIMALS AND SET FIRE TO YOUR CROPS!!!!!!!!! 
2. FACEBOOK is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K"
3.  What's better Google or Yahoo ???? Wait I'll google it !!!
4. You want a good laugh? go on Google, type "why are me" and stop there... look at the suggestions google gives you    
5.  Ashley is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes.
6.  If your  relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"  
7. My Life These Days is Very Simple...Eat, Sleep, Change Facebook Status...Never Better...
8.  Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?
9. Your name  thinks of herself in 3rd person since joining Facebook. 
10. I heard they are going to combined You-tube, Facebook & Twitter. Their going to call it "YouTwitFace" ;]
11. ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─ taking my daily dose of facebook....   
12.  Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't spell. 
13. Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?  
14. Installing facebook status...please wait ██████████████] 99% 
15. says we could merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.  
16. Remember the time when blackberry and apple were just fruits
17.   and 4 others deleted you as a friend. 
18.  I like facebook but hate to face my book 

Questions facing if facebook is exam ? :

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Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 .  What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?


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